Lana Collins

LANA COLLINS

Hair: Long blonde

Eyes: Grey/blue

Height: 156cm

Dress size: AU 8

Bust: 10F Extra large enhanced

Body type: Petite, busty, tight and toned. I keep fit and have soft, feminine curves.

Age: mid 40s 'Queenager'. Well groomed cougar. No tattoos or piercings.

Smoker: NO

Drinker: I'm a social drinker, I love a glass or two of champagne! I fancy myself as a wine connoisseur who really enjoys wine tours and tastings. I like to sample cocktails (not too sweet) and I've recently discovered cognac, so Im enjoying trying some new varieties.

Favourite foods: Im a huge foodie and love Italian, French, Greek, seafood, Japanese, Asian flavours and Modern contemporary dining. I don't really have any dietary restrictions, I eat (most) meats and seafood. I rarely eat pork or pig products or duck.

Vaccinated: Yes, triple vaccinated

Language: English.

Interests: I regularly see live bands, concerts and DJ sets in Brisbane. Music is my thing! I'd consider a night out seeing a band or concert the perfect date! I enjoy live theater, comedy nights, visiting art galleries and exhibitions, farmers markets, vintage cars, motorbike rides, weekends away, long lunches, nature walks/hikes, health and nutrition, and I love animals.

I lift weights 4-5 times a week and I do yoga regularly.

I travel a lot in my personal life- maybe you'd like to whisk me away to somewhere I've never been to before on a Fly-Me-To-You! I'm passport and party ready! Lets gooooo!

Tours: On request, Fly Me to You, and will plan a tour to Australian capital cities yearly with pre paid deposits only.

INCALLS AT MY DISCREET FORTITUDE VALLEY APARTMENT

ALL INCLUSIVE GFE

30 minutes

$500

Daytime only until 6pm

1 hour

$600

$700 after 6pm

90 mins

$900

$1000 after 6pm

2 hours

$1000

$1100 after 6pm

3 hours Includes a grazing platter

$1500

$1650 after 6pm

A deposit is essential for all bookings.

OUTCALLS TO CBD and inner city HOTELS. PRIVATE RESIDENCES BY NEGOTIATION.

1 hour

$600

$700 after 6pm

ALL INCLUSIVE GFE

1.5 hour

$900

$1000 after 6pm

2 hours

$1000

$1100 after 6pm

Brunch/Lunch/Cocktail date 4 hours

$1500

A great way to get to know each other and build the anticipation of whats to come. We can meet for a nice lunch or evening cocktails before heading back to the hotel room.

Dinner & Show date 6 hours

$2000

Enjoy a night (or day) on the town. We can enjoy each others company over a dinner and show, a movie, maybe you want to go dancing? We could have a flutter at the casino or maybe a visit to the art gallery is more your thing? Whatever you fancy. A real date where you know we'll end up in bed (wink wink)

Overnight date up to 15 hours with sleep/dinner & social time

$3000

Includes social time, drinks and dinner, evening fun and morning glory. Must include 7+ hours sleep. Eg. 6pm-9am

Overnight date up to 20 hours

$3500

From check-in til check-out. A decadent evening of debauchery. Includes social time, drink and dinner, lots of fun throughout the evening and a morning romp.

OVERNIGHT PARTY BOOKINGS-

PRICE ON APPLICATION

Weekend 2 nights and days

PRICE ON APPLICATION

FLY ME TO YOU

Want me to visit you in your city? My FMTY packages start at $2200 for short day trips, client pays for airfares, accomodation, meals and transport. Please contact me for a quote for overnight or weekend packages.

RATES ARE INCLUSIVE OF GST.

RATES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE.

My GFE has very generous inclusions, I am very passionate, sensual and I love mutual pleasure.
I like our sessions to flow organically and be unique to each person. I don’t offer services that Im genuinely not into, so I like to enjoy myself as much as you! 

PSE services have an extra charge, including pegging. Contact me for more details xxx

A small deposit is required for all bookings. DEPOSITS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE if you cancel within 24 hours of your arranged booking. You can reschedule once within 4 weeks. I can not refund if a hotel has been booked. Last minute cancellations or no shows forfeit the deposit and you will have to pay another deposit if you'd like to book with me again. If I need to cancel, you will be refunded in full or you can choose to schedule another time.

PLEASE NOTE

Condoms are ALWAYS used with sexual intercourse.

I DO NOT OFFER BBBJ TO THOSE WITH PHIMOSIS (foreskin doesn't retract)

No rough stuff!

Absolutely no spitting

TERMS & CONDITIONS

*Deposits can be paid via Beem, Smart ATM or bank transfer (Commonwealth Bank)

*My minimum rates are shown, you are welcome to leave earlier if that is your preference.

*Do not haggle my rates, it is a complete turn off and you will be blocked.

*Please respect my time. Overstayers are required to pay my hourly rate in 15 minute increments over the agreed booking time.

*I offer a social rate of $300 per hour if you'd like to meet first before booking. There are plenty of bars nearby to socialise.

*Clients are required to pay for all food and drinks on extended dates/Overnights

*All services are subject to a visual health check and are dependent on your general hygiene, including dental hygiene. The cleaner you are, the dirtier I get.

*Anyone who shows any signs of STIs will be offered a non contact service or asked to leave. There are no refunds.

*'Deluxe’ services are not available to those with phimosis (foreskin does not retract)

*I don't like to send out long lists of do's and dont's. If there's something in particular you are seeking, please just ask me.

*All clients are required to shower and use the mouth wash supplied before each booking.

* Don't be a dick. I have zero tolerance to idiots, time wasters, childish and immature enquiries and disrespectful wankers. Be an adult and use your brain and commonsense when contacting me.