Lana Collins

LANA COLLINS

Hair: Long blonde

Eyes: Grey/blue

Height: petite 156cm

Dress size: AU 8

Bust: 10F Extra large enhanced

Body type: Petite, busty, tight and toned. I keep fit, have soft, feminine curves and a body made for sin.

Age: 45+ Queenager. Gen X. Well groomed cougar. No tattoos or piercings.

Smoker: NO

Drinker: I'm a social drinker and I love a glass or two of champagne! I'm the perfect companion for wine tours and tastings. Sampling cocktails is also fun and I've recently discovered cognac, so Im enjoying trying some new varieties.

Favourite foods: Im a huge foodie and love Italian, French, Greek, seafood, Japanese, Asian flavours and Modern contemporary dining.

Vaccinated: Yes, triple vaccinated

Language: English.

Interests: I regularly see live bands, concerts and DJ sets in Brisbane. Music is my thing! I'd consider a night out seeing a band or concert the perfect date. I enjoy live theater, comedy nights, visiting art galleries and exhibitions, farmers markets, vintage cars, motorbike rides, weekends away, long lunches, nature walks/hikes, health and nutrition, and I love animals.

I lift weights 4-5 times a week and I do yoga regularly.

I travel a lot in my personal life- maybe you'd like to whisk me away to somewhere I've never been to before on a Fly-Me-To-You! I'm passport and party ready! Lets gooooo!

Tours: On request, Fly Me to You, and will plan a tour to Australian capital cities yearly with pre paid deposits only.

INCALLS AT MY DISCREET FORTITUDE VALLEY APARTMENT

pre-bookings essential

OUTCALLS TO BRISBANE CBD HOTELS ONLY

(Small Uber fee may be required)

SWEET RELIEF CLASSIC GFE

A classic slow and sensual exploration of each others bodies. Includes a sensual warm oil massage, covered oral CBJ, mutual oral, 69, DATY, body worship, Spanish titty sex, tantric edging, cuddles and pillow talk.

1 hour- $550 (outcall $500-daytime only)

90 minutes- $750

2 hours- $900

3 hours- $1350

ADD $150 FOR BBBJ

ADD $200 FOR BBBJCIM

SINFUL NAUGHTY GFE

Passion filled and explosive, it includes all of the above, plus toys, cock worship, dirty talk, fingering (clean, neat nails only), rimming me, Italian, anal play/toys on me and you if desired, kinks or special requests.

1 hour- $650 (outcall $600- daytime only)

90 minutes- $900

2 hours- $1100

3 hours- $1500

ADD $150 FOR BBBJ

ADD $200 FOR BBBJCIM

VIP

1 hour- $1200

Select regulars only

SOCIAL RATE

$300 first two hours

$250 subsequent hours

Non-sexual companionship.

A deposit is essential for all bookings.

Outcalls to Brisbane CBD hotels only

PRIVATE RESIDENCES BY NEGOTIATION.

Lunch/Cocktail/Dinner date 4 hours

$1500 - Sweet relief

$1700 - Sinful

A great way to get to know each other and build the anticipation of whats to come. We can meet for a long lunch, casual dinner or evening cocktails before heading back to the hotel room.

Dinner date 6 hours

$2000 - Sweet relief

$2300 - Sinful

Enjoy a night (or day) on the town. We can enjoy each others company over a dinner and show, a movie, maybe you want to go dancing? We could have a flutter at the casino or maybe a visit to the art gallery is more your thing? Whatever you fancy. A real date where you know we'll end up in bed (wink wink)

Overnight date up to 15 hours with sleep/dinner & social time

$3000 - Sweet relief

$3300 - Sinful

Includes social time, drinks and dinner, evening fun and morning glory. Must include 7+ hours sleep. Eg. 6pm-9am

Overnight date up to 20 hours

$3500 - Sweet relief

$4000 - Sinful

From check-in til check-out. A decadent evening of debauchery. Includes social time, drinks and dinner, lots of fun throughout the evening and a morning romp.

OVERNIGHT PARTY BOOKINGS-

PRICE ON APPLICATION

Weekend 2 nights and days

PRICE ON APPLICATION

FLY ME TO YOU

Want me to visit you in your city? My FMTY packages start at $2200 for short day trips, client pays for airfares, accomodation, meals and transport. Please contact me for a quote for overnight or weekend packages.

RATES ARE INCLUSIVE OF GST.

RATES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE.

My GFE has very generous inclusions, I'm a very passionate, sensual and enthusiastic lover who enjoys mutual pleasure.
I like our sessions to flow organically and be unique to each person. I don’t offer services that Im genuinely not into, so I like to enjoy myself as much as you! 

A $100 per hour deposit is required for all bookings. SAME DAY DEPOSITS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE IF YOU CANCEL. DEPOSITS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE if you cancel within 24 hours of your arranged booking. You can reschedule once within 4 weeks if you give me 24hrs+ notice. I can not refund if a hotel has been booked. Last minute cancellations or no shows forfeit the deposit and you will have to pay another deposit if you'd like to book with me again. If I need to cancel, you will be refunded in full or you can choose to schedule another time.

PLEASE NOTE

I DO NOT OFFER BBBJ TO THOSE WITH PHIMOSIS (foreskin doesn't retract)

I do NOT engage in rough or violent sex.

I dont see couples or women, SORRY!

I have a small, friendly, very lazy dog at my incall, so if you have allergies you will need to arrange a hotel.

TERMS & CONDITIONS

*Deposits can be paid via Beem, Smart ATM or bank transfer (Commonwealth Bank)

*My minimum rates are shown, you are welcome to leave earlier if that is your preference.

*Do not haggle my rates, it is a complete turn off and you will be blocked.

*Please respect my time. Overstayers are required to pay my hourly rate in 15 minute increments over the agreed booking time.

*I offer a social rate of $300 per hour if you'd like to meet first before booking. There are plenty of bars nearby to socialise.

*Clients are required to pay for all food and drinks on extended dates/Overnights

*All services are subject to a visual health check and are dependent on your general hygiene, including dental hygiene. The cleaner you are, the dirtier I get.

*Anyone who shows any signs of STIs will be offered a non contact service or asked to leave. There are no refunds.

*'Deluxe’ services are not available to those with phimosis (foreskin does not retract)

*I don't like to send out long lists of do's and dont's. If there's something in particular you are seeking, please just ask me.

*All clients are required to shower and use the mouth wash supplied before each booking.

*Lastly.... Don't be a dick! I get a lot of messages each day that I need to sift through, so if you genuinely want to see me, please be advised that I have a zero tolerance policy to idiots and time wasters. I dont respond to messages like "you avail?", "hey babe", "how much" etc, etc. These types of enquiries will not be responded to and you will be blocked!! if you cant string together some basic information about yourself in the enquiry stage, I'm not interested in inviting you into my home. Please use your manners and commonsense when contacting me. Treat me like you would a normal date and we will get on great. ;) I'm down to earth and genuinely want us to share an awesome time together, so lets start off with a great first impression during the enquiry stage. xx

Lots of love and passionate kisses,

Lana xxx